The damned thing has been unveiled for less than six hours and already scam artists are using the iPad in Facebook ads.

I wonder how they knew I was a 28 year old male!?! It's amazing! How am I so lucky to find this perfect opportunity? Assholes.

The ad belongs to scam site MyElectronicRewards.com, known lead fraud outfit that promises toys that never get delivered in exchange for harvesting bullshit leads that have zero quality for large payout affiliate marketers.

Note, they're located at 3830 Forest Drive, St 207, Columbia SC 29204. This proves John Stewart was right—South Carolina is like the goose that laid the golden egg... if that egg was really goose shit. This is also a call to action for anyone nearby to load up on a few dozen Grade A Jumbo eggs, leave them in the sun for a couple weeks, and then do a drive by.

Seriously,  fraud referral scam assholes—gfy. And, Facebook? Stop permitting this shit!